The NRA Has Lost It’s Freaking Mind

The NRA has apparently gone insane. I’m not sure if this is just basic stupidity or a crippling inability to listen to what you say, but damn.

First up is blaming  a ‘culture of violence‘ via the media, music, and video games. Now, I do think that plastering Lanza and what he did all over the TV and web is going to push other nutters to try to one up him. However, if you view a body count as some sort of high score to be topped you have problems at the get go.

The main problem is the simple fact that the NRA is acting exactly like emotion driven liberals. ‘We, the NRA agree with gun control proponents that inanimate objects are the cause of violence. We simply are at odds as to what the specific object or objects happens to be.’ 

I enjoy action (read:violent) movies. I play violent video games and by this point have personally killed more Nazi soldiers than the entire Allied war machine. Blaming stuff I like is probably not the way to get my support any more than these fruits are going to convince me why I shouldn’t have a right to life. And yet… that wasn’t as bad as number two: Armed guards at public schools. Anyone remember the TSA? Bang up job right there, huh? Do we have any takers on how well TSA: Elementary Edition would do? I sort of like the idea of armed teachers. They stay in the damn classroom. Even guards would take a minute or two to get on the scene. (For those question how a psycho gets past the guards in the first place, remember: If someone wants to do something badly enough, they will.) Back to the packing teachers: Give them CCW classes. If they don’t pass or refuse to take them? FIRED! The background check might also weed out the pedophiles.

Of course the simplest and most beneficial course is to simply shutdown, sell, and or privatize the schools. Public schools are practically magnets for this shit. Meanwhile home schooled kids are safer by simple virtue of not being corralled in a handy shooting gallery. Plus the ever present threat of parents not taking kindly to a home intruder.


Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. And a Happy New Year.




The Church Hasn’t a Leg to Stand Upon: A Contemplative Rant

The modern church, or at least the more conservative part of it, has taken a principled stand against homosexuality. God forbids it and they won’t sit by while secular culture attempts to corrupt their institutions and the Word of God itself.

You duplicitous, hypocritical rat bastards! You sackless little bitches! You not only did nothing when the feminists came among you. You were actively helping in your own destruction! I look at the church and see nothing but simpering children trying to join the cool kids.  You not only allow, but support women engaging in unrestrained hypergamy. And when they need it, you stand by with a kind word, assurances they have done no wrong, and church approval for tearing apart a family. You stand with unrepentant whores and congratulate yourselves when you help them destroy a man. Destroy him spiritually and financially.

The current Christian divorce rate is at about 38% compared to the roughly 50% of society at large. Do those numbers sound in line to the Biblical permissible reasons for divorce? Has every Church sanctioned divorce been due to adultery or a non-believer leaving a Christian? No. If that were the case we might see a divorce rate more in line with the Amish (2%).

Beyond just encouraging the baser natures of  women, you raise them up as nigh living saints. Born with a tendency towards purity and worthy of a pedestal. You idolatrous traitors! What part of ‘Thou shalt have no gods before Me’ has you baffled? You contort and twist the words of Ephesians chapter 5. Statements so simple and presented so plainly in black and white that they wouldn’t be misunderstood on a short bus!

And so, why should anyone take this moral pose seriously. If you are willing to so casually cast aside one command from God Himself, why wouldn’t you do it again? And you will. Some of you already have. Make no mistake, you have bent your knees to the whims of capricious and vacuous fools and you will do it again. Next will be homosexuality. Then…who knows? Polygamy, necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, bestiality. One by one you would stand and watch and smile. You will do nothing. And then be amazed, oh slack jawed fools, when times change and you find yourselves cast out into the darkness.

Woe to you, iniquitous snakes. It may not happen often, but when the House of God is cleaned it tends to be scrubbed raw.

Short Story Saturday #1

I was going to post this on Saturday (thus the title), but a broken A/C  has a way of  demanding attention. And Short Story Wednesday obviously doesn’t satisfy my alliteration addiction.

The queen sat in the throne, a calm  center  within a storm of activity. Defenses were being prepared and weapons needed to be passed out. The monsters would lay siege  before dawn and they needed every advantage they could get.

“Have the scouts not returned, even now?”, she asked the room. One of her subjects stepped forward. “My Lady, they have not, but we hope to hear word from them soon. Perhaps even news of the King.” The Queen gave a sad, pained smile. “No, my lord, the King is lost to us, to me. These monsters, this plague upon us, has taken him. He died so we might escape. Yet it seems we cannot avoid this after all”

From the hall came the slap of leather on stone and the room froze. The doors opened, but only to permit one of the scouts. “Your Highness, they are almost on us! You must go to one of the other kings! At least you can be saved!” The Queen studied the young scout and shook her head, “No, child. We will make a stand here. If we do not, how will we ever drive out this curse, this blight upon our lands?”

Then the queen froze, gripping the throne. “What happened to the rest of the scouting party, surely you are not alone…” And then the rest of the scouts entered the large room, covered in sweat and sucking in air.”My…My Lady…”

“Catch your breath sir. We have some time still.” The Queen glanced at the first scout,  tense, but not winded…

“I am afraid not, My Lady. We could not slow them down. We had bow and blade ready, but as soon as they came near we became… disoriented. I do not know what magic is in these beasts, but it is powerful, and perhaps very old. No one could draw a clear shot. We must have our own sorcerers at the ready.”

“I see. You, child. Attend to me.” She turned to the young scout who had first returned. “You are fleet of foot, you must observe the battle, learn what you can. Then, you must run north to the King of Mountains and Forests. Tell him everything. Maybe then these accursed things can be destroyed  or driven from us.”

“But, Majesty…What about you?” As the Queen looked down at the boy, she felt her age. The years weighed upon her, especially these last two.

“Child, we may die, but if we do then it will have worth. You might learn the secret of these things. They can barely be said to speak or see or hear… And yet, they have cut into the heart of these lands more quickly than even my lord husband, The King, ever believed possible.  You must survive. What you observe today could be the salvation of the world itself from what we now face. Now hide, watch, and when the time comes, run.”

The young scout abruptly stopped  his retelling  and gazed at nothing

“…And what happened when the beasts arrived, lord Eovhan?”

“My Leige, I hid as she asked and watched. Those were no beasts or monsters. They drew those cold grey swords and… and… ”

“It was as if a grave shroud could be forged into a weapon of war. The strength seemed to drain out of my body and everyone else appeared equally effected. Our mages cast spells, but a shrivelled thing in a brown hood held up a long staff, said a chant or incantation of some sort, and that was the end of our magic. It was confounded before a single one of those…things fell.”

“Lord Eovhan, are you saying that your kin became helpless before these creatures?”

“Yes sir. I observed and I have advice for Your Highness, if I may?” The King of Mountains and Forests nodded. “We can never face them head on. Open war against the cold blades and conjurers who turn aside our oldest magics is suicide. We must beat them with our wit and guile. ”

The King walked to a window and looked down the mountain to the forests below. For the first time he felt a hint of fear about what might hide within them.

“I understand. Rest for now, I must send word to all the seelie and unseelie courts of Eire.