You Can’t Go the Distance

…but  you should still try.

It is a sad fact of reality that we all face a race against the clock. And we all lose. For the most part girls have an SMV that sits at a comfortable high from age 15 until they hit the wall. That being said, facing time is something like a long distance race. Certain actions will impede the ability to go very far. The runner who trains correctly, learns proper pacing, and eats the optimal foods is going to make it farther than the guy who sits on his ass all day. There is a similar effect for women.  Think of a drug addict vs a girl who takes care of herself. A meth user might look like hell in her early twenties while those who focus on maintaining bodies that function at peak efficacy can essentially stave of the wall (albeit temporarily) and lessen the pain of going through it. Don’t go nuts with harsh substances, don’t ride the carousel like your idiot friends, stay away from the ding dongs, and for the love of all that’s decent stop sitting on your fat butt.

It seems like common sense, but it needs to be said. I mean, damn ladies!

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