The Church Hasn’t a Leg to Stand Upon: A Contemplative Rant

The modern church, or at least the more conservative part of it, has taken a principled stand against homosexuality. God forbids it and they won’t sit by while secular culture attempts to corrupt their institutions and the Word of God itself.

You duplicitous, hypocritical rat bastards! You sackless little bitches! You not only did nothing when the feminists came among you. You were actively helping in your own destruction! I look at the church and see nothing but simpering children trying to join the cool kids.  You not only allow, but support women engaging in unrestrained hypergamy. And when they need it, you stand by with a kind word, assurances they have done no wrong, and church approval for tearing apart a family. You stand with unrepentant whores and congratulate yourselves when you help them destroy a man. Destroy him spiritually and financially.

The current Christian divorce rate is at about 38% compared to the roughly 50% of society at large. Do those numbers sound in line to the Biblical permissible reasons for divorce? Has every Church sanctioned divorce been due to adultery or a non-believer leaving a Christian? No. If that were the case we might see a divorce rate more in line with the Amish (2%).

Beyond just encouraging the baser natures of  women, you raise them up as nigh living saints. Born with a tendency towards purity and worthy of a pedestal. You idolatrous traitors! What part of ‘Thou shalt have no gods before Me’ has you baffled? You contort and twist the words of Ephesians chapter 5. Statements so simple and presented so plainly in black and white that they wouldn’t be misunderstood on a short bus!

And so, why should anyone take this moral pose seriously. If you are willing to so casually cast aside one command from God Himself, why wouldn’t you do it again? And you will. Some of you already have. Make no mistake, you have bent your knees to the whims of capricious and vacuous fools and you will do it again. Next will be homosexuality. Then…who knows? Polygamy, necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, bestiality. One by one you would stand and watch and smile. You will do nothing. And then be amazed, oh slack jawed fools, when times change and you find yourselves cast out into the darkness.

Woe to you, iniquitous snakes. It may not happen often, but when the House of God is cleaned it tends to be scrubbed raw.


Sit On Your Ass and Hope God Does the Heavy Lifting

Or, ‘waiting for God’s perfect time’ as it is known among churchians. I was thinking about my last post on ‘going the distance’ in regards to women hitting the wall and the notion of doing nothing made me thing of it’s spiritual equivalent.  I imagine most Christians who stop and think will recognize the affliction instantly. Women get hit with this piece of ‘advice’ more than men, although I know some boys, myself included, have been recipients of this particular brand of stupidity.

It works quite marvellously for the feminist element infecting the church these days. You can convince women that they are special little princesses who only need to wait for our Heavenly Father to send them a perfect man. And since western civilization Churchians have thrown out Ephesians Chapter Five* and embraced frivolous divorce, little mistakes such as marrying the wrong fellow can be ‘fixed.’

“It wasn’t the time God has for you. He isn’t The One God picked out for you.” Oh look. My bile is rising, right in line with the Lord’s perfect time.

Now, the hopelessly optimistic might think that this means a women who wants a divorce should be rebuked. Not for divorce. Don’t be ridiculous. She didn’t feel loved. What monster would want her to stay in that sort of relationship? I meant rebuked because she must not have waited for God to set a man down right in front of her. A man who would accept her curves*, her spunk and wit**, and her lovable friends***. Yeah right. Get your logic out of here. The modern Church is all about acceptance. Unless you’re a dude. In which case stop reading and wife up a lard slut snowflake princess.

Back on topic, you just don’t really see much of churches calling out the sort of behaviour that is rampant among the faithful. God forbid they actually read and follow the guide book He gave us. It might make them feel unhaaapy! And guess what? That sort of attitude is killing churches. This blase attitude is quite literally killing the churches who think following secular culture won’t be so bad. It ain’t just that bad. It’s worse. I was a member of a church that decided the bible didn’t really mean all that stuff about divorce, homogamy and what have you. It won’t last. The only churches that haven’t fallen into the red are the ones that left the organization.

This is the problem. The notion of God’s perfect whatever is part of an illness infecting the church. Altogether it takes away responsibility and then consequence. Fortuitously, a large chunk of the maonsphere is seeking to implement the cure. *spoiler alert* It’s killing feminism and its socialistic siblings. *end spoiler*   Well, no one is feeding us to large predatory mammals yet and the church has weathered worse than this. In the mean time we should get started on a live feed sermon for the red pill takers.

*rolls of fat

**bitch attitude

*** just as bad as her. They can talk for hours and say nothing.

Busy During the Holidays? Nonsense!

   As it turns out, starting a blog right before a large uptick in work, holidays, Nanowrimo and a chunk of one’s family decide absolute chaos is a desirable state; not a plan destined for great ROI.

In the intervening months things have gotten interesting. (Never really a good sign.)

1) Straw polls indicate that most people will vote to further their own enslavement. Therefore, if the bi-factional bank party wins 2012 we have no need to feel pity most of the country.

2)SOPA/PIPA is off the table for now. And yet I am still suspicious.

3)Europe continues to show us what good government looks like. By demonstrating the opposite, much in the same way a tortoise is associated with speed. They appear unable to fathom why more government control of the economy and more immigrants from fonts of peace and tolerance, such as the Middle East and Somalia, don’t fix things.

4) Several churches are giving heresy that old college try. More later.

At least I shan’t be bored.